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Dear Nuptse,

You’re soft when I need you to be.. warm, and hold me just right. You protect me from the cold world, and keep me feeling comfortable when the winds are blustery and the bus shelters just aren’t enough. I love you and your thickness. Yeah. You’re thick. Thicky. Thicky thick thicky. I luh dat. I always have.

But I must say this to you this morning -

What the FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK, hoe?! It’s too fucking early for you to go showing yourself off, bitch! Get the fuck back in the fucking closet and leave me and my homies the fuck alone for a god damn month or so!!

I hate you and love you all at the same time.
*shutter. *shiver. *qui-qui-quiver.

Fuck you,
be.

Dear Black Jordan III’s,

Don’t mind that other bitch. She just come around every now and then, but you? Sheeit. To quote the king, “You got me smilin’, I don’t smile. You got me changin’ my expression, I don’t express”.

I love you year round, baby doll. Don’t you ever forget it.

I Fucks Wit You,
Bryan.

(LMAO. I’m trippin’.)