TheLegendsLeague

The following designs are on sale now ONLINE for $50cdn /ea. (shipping included) for everyone that’s too lazy to go down to LiveStock for your Legends League gear. All you need is a legit PayPal account or email banking, a North American shipping address and you’re good money.

Please don’t sleep. Quantities are limited.

Die Enormous: $50 shipping included.
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Complimentary piece to the “Die Enormous” touques.

A Surviving Breed: $50 shipping included.
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Everyone claims to be the last of a dying breed. Well, good luck outlasting death. We’re the first of a surviving breed. Get familiar.

Obamatomically: $50 shipping included.
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Triumph 08: “Behold The Bold Soldier. Control The Globe Slowly.” Fat shout out to everyone who showed support for the Obama’s Time tee. I’m fucking humbled, and I’m sure Barack would be saying “Thank You” as much as he did before his speech at the Democratic National Convention.

Facebook is the Feds: $50 shipping included.
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Facebook is The Feds. The first in a series of truths we all know. Black on black - It should be a crime it’s so ill.

Swords: $50 shipping included.
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“They Care Not For Our Kind”. The swords feature the skulls from the 2007 Ideall Clothing Love/Hate tee.

Hold ‘Em Down: $50 shipping included.
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Anchor and Noose. It’s the new duct tape and cinderblock.

Ideall Boat: $50 shipping included.
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There are still a lot of Filipino pirates out in the waters robbing people on cruise ships. Don’t get got.

Naut Evena Challenge: $50 shipping included.
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Do your homework.

All pieces will be shipped once Payment confirmation is received.

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Also check Ideall Clothing for other sale items.

Get em.

I love statcounter. And I know my bro Will does, and I know my homey Oliver does. It’s the shit. And it helps show you how much of the shit you are, or just how shitty your website is. lol.

So I went on my statcounter today, and no, I’m not gonna tell you how many hits I was away from 10,000 page loads (*hint: It’s in the “9000s” range), or how I got linked to the Kanye West album art from people searching “808’s and Heartbreak Artwork” (*go ahead and try it. lol.). What I am gonna tell you is this. There was a freakish amount of people searching “The Legends League” and more hilariously “League of Legends” today on Google from all over the place - Coquitlam BC, Verdun Quebec, Ottawa, Kitchener, Silver Spring Maryland, Toronto, Richmond, etc, etc, etc.

This post is to say a couple of things:

1) It’s “The Legends League”. Get it right!
2) Thank you for your interest and for staying around a while and checking out the scenery.
3) If there is something that’s going on regarding the words “League of Legends” that I don’t know about, somebody please make me feel stupid asap. Thanks.

Lastly I’d like to say this - thanks for not searching disgusting shit like:
1) Fathers Who Fuck Their Daughters
2) Parents Learn Daughter How To Fuck
or
3) LOL

Some of you fucks are disgusting. The rest of you are great and always welcome back!

Gone Again
Bryan Espiritu 10-08

You’ll Miss me like Christmas -
(Claus’s wife).
And won’t wait like its the eve
in the evening light.
You’ll wish like it’s your last
and you’ve used them twice,
that I’d come back like seconds
when the mood is right.
*
Blink twice with your arms crossed.
Thoughts entice
how I’m the type to pay attention to.
The cost is right.
I’m not a barker.
Think my bite is much stronger
than the outer skin
of the trunks you find
birds nests inhabiting.
*
But you can’t have back
the realest shit you’d ever seen.
You’ll wish that I would never leave
like an evergreen.
But really
I am only onto much better things,
I won’t spell it out,
I’ll just design flyer lettering.
*
Your pace is just a back peddle
far too often.
A leg trap I give a crap
to get my laces locked in.
So take that, take that,
like its Puffy talking.
You can go on running shit,
I’ll leave this fucker leisure walking.