TheLegendsLeague | Bryan Espiritu

It’s Toonie Tuesday, and here’s something I wouldn’t spend a toonie on if I had 2 dollars to my name. It’s a french fry holder for your car. Apparently, you insert it into your cup holder and it holds your large McDonald’s fries perfectly snug. This is the perfect way to help fat Americans get fatter while they’re in their vehicles drinking liters of Cola, text messaging their mistresses and running late for their shitty desk job, all the while speeding through school zones and listening to Black Eyed Peas.

You know you waaant it.