Don’t Wake Me Up To Shakira…
by be.
The other morning I woke up to a text message from my lil bro in California saying I gotta see this Lo Hecho Esta Hecho video by Shakira. Normally I’d be pissed off waking up to anything involving Shakira since I think she’s terribly unattractive and listening to her voice is like having your genitals massaged with sandpaper and bathed in rubbing alcohol, but he said Cloud was in the video, so I had to check it out.
Pretty dope choreography makes something ridiculously annoying pretty bearable.
Shout out to Cloud and Skill Methodz. First Madonna, now Shakira. Homey’s been doing his thing. Maybe one day I’ll show the illustration I did of him in high school.
Previously: Cloud

- Bryan 'be.' Espiritu
Her live performances are terrible imo. Id still give her the business.
hahahahahahahaahaha!! sorry to wake you… thought you would be awake for some strange reason.
first saw this video with Kid Cudi in it, i guess it was a remix they did but thought it was a dope video. check out the track with cudi tho its dope
So i was walking down Yonge ST and i passed by the levis store and saw the BLUE with white stripe IDEALL toque in the display window on a manikin…. u know u made it when LEVIS is using your shit to promote their line.
Congratulations,
SS
Shakira is absolutely an apple in the garden of eden…