TheLegendsLeague | Bryan Espiritu

Here’s my Friday drop of random / semi-random BlackBerry photos. We’ll start with 1 of my 3 pairs of AirMax 95s. Why 3? you might be asking… Just look at them, I’d reply. lol.

And they’re the perfect compliment to THIS. You know you waaaaaaaaaannt it.

One of my biggest pet peeves about being on the streetcar is when there’s a fucking accident because of idiot drivers who don’t understand that the streetcar has it’s OWN street light to follow. Fucking idiots. This pic was taken while me and some Lakeshore drunkard got locked in the streetcar because the driver thought it would be cool to check out what happened in the accident and then ended up just laughing and joking with the other drivers. Smh. I yelled at the motherfucker through the window and he came back on some shit.. whatavers cadavers.

This is my impersonation of the Chicago Bulls Logo on “Army Day”.

It was a mistake alright.. I forgot I was wearing the hat and I … ah, fuck it.. just look at THE PHOTO.

Not too much longer after the “Army Day” incident, I came to work in one of my favorite comfortable outfits. Army surplus wool toque, American Apparel Henley, Polo Shawl Neck Sweater, Ransom Olive Khakis, and Wallabee Clarks….

…my luck.

My boss / friend Ben, is wearing damn near the same ting. lol.

My homey’s got that Louis bag… and that Louis scarf… and that 3 series Beamo. I’m hatin’. Good job brother..

This just in: Chris Bosh will NOT be starting for the Toronto Raptors tonight.

Nebby shows me wassup ina dee bokkle top. “LL B” all day.

Prostate Cancer is equally prevalent as Breast Cancer. This month has been called “Movember” – a month used for men, and some women, to grow mustaches as a fund raising initiative to build awareness around men’s health. Please support this great cause. More at www.movember.com.

(This is a moustache I found at Toys R Us while with my daughter. lol)

This is something else I found while on our visit to Toys R Us. Please tell me that doesn’t say what I think it does.

The Tin Man’s murder is still unsolved, even after widespread coverage on A&E’s hit television series, “The First 48″

Pause.

Bruce, you’re a great illustrator.. but “PAAUUUSE”.

Sometimes my eyes do weird things. Sorry, babe.

Not even a pause. Just a STOP.. LOS.

I took a drive out to the old hell house the other day. Looks huge now that we don’t live there anymore.

That room is where all the work started. And I’m not just talking artistics.

Whomever lives there now still has the window stickies that my ex-girlfriend and her sister made for me 6 years ago. Craziness.

My homey Auggie on his G shit. Stop dancing brother.

Oh my god… he’s getting CLOOOSSSER.

Me and my Beeso in T-Rexxx’s office talkin’ awards and future moves.

The girls at the front desk gettin’ their super heroics on.

Ninja Please.

She said she don’t wanna be famous. Well Oight den.

Ladies & Gentlemen, this is Helen.. The Best Dressed Female at my office.

I miss you zak. I miss you too. I miss you three and four. And for everyday we been missing we’re gonna need 2 to catch up on. Our lives are runnnin’ out, sis.

I love this picture. It’s behind my homey JC’s computer for some reason. Vincent, me and JC doin’ our best Jordy impression a couple years back. lol.

IdeallClothing / TheLegendsLeague sticker on the Queen Street Car. We on some Gigantic ish.

Yes, that’s a facebook sticker.

Everyone askin’ me for stickers… buy some Ideall online and they come with..

Yup.

Only the worthy stickers make this laptop. By the way – Acapulco Gold is the illest if you ain’t know. The “BoneR” sticker is incredible. lol.

Nebbercanezzer showin’ some LLove.

T-Rexxx rockin’ the Ideall Clothing Free Gucci Mane Tee. Send your pics of you rockin’ Ideall Clothing to info@ideallclothing.com

Moss rockin’ the Ideall Clothing Die Enormous Toque in the AM95 Colourway.

In passing. No set up.

Me and my daughter went to go see Madagascar 2 the other day. It’s amazing. Go take your son, daughter, nephew, niece, mom, dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, puppy, to see it. I was laughing my butt off. (censored because my daughter’s here. lol)

So Saren wanted to have some nachos and cheese so I bought her some. I LOVE these, but because I’m still on The Sober 165, I couldn’t have any. She asked me to hold them for most of the movie and I was so tempted to have one, but couldn’t. Ugghh.. I can’t wait. This is the before shot of the nachos.

And this, is the after shot. :’(

Well, that’s kids for ya. I’d rather she didn’t eat the whole batch, but god, I wanted some. Didn’t do it though. *sigh

After the flick we checked what “Zambini” was saying. He’s supposed to give me my fortune.

Here was my reading –

Love: 6 / 10
Health: 0 / 10
Success: 5 / 10
Luck: 2 / 10
Friends: 2 / 10
Creativity: 2 / 10

WTF?! This ninja’s a hater.

Here was my daughter’s reading –

Love: 10 / 10
Health: 10 / 10
Success: 6 / 10
Luck: 6 / 10
Friends: 8 / 10
Creativity: 6 / 10

WAY TO GO BABE!

Then I tested the “How Hot Are You?” machine.

Apparently, I scored an “ON FIRE” according to Jenna Jameson and Freddy Mercury.

YESSSSSSSSSS… Still got it!

Since I’ve been on The Sober 165, I’ve been bombarded with tempting goodies. There was the random Candy Apples stand at work. WHAT THE HELL?!!?!

They were also selling honey combs by the way. Real life honey combs?!

And then Melissa at work brought in these GiantSized Smores!!!!!! C’mon guys!!! I’m REALLLY TRYING TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHITTTT!!! GOD!!

Gigantic Smore or Grapefruit. Gigantic Smore or Grapefruit. Gigantic Smore or Grapefruit. Or wait.. is that an orange? What the?

I had neither of them. :(

So I got Nick to try it out… He’s adventurous.

Here he goes!

I asked him for the verdict….

He gives it…….

A Thumbs Diagonally!!!

Good job, Melissa.

Here’s what I ate instead.. Flax and Honey Thins.
:(

They were oohh soo cardboardy.

I went by Remix the other day to see how everyone was doing and to meet with a couple peoples. While I was waiting, I went to see my homegirl / The Remix Project Outreach Coordinator, Amanda Parris. She’s always up for good convos.

Natasha Daniel was also in the house, sharing the talks. Thanks for the encouragement and kind words, girl. They go a long way!

While I was in her office I finally asked her about the Ché table / stool thing she has by her couch. There’s usually a phone or a bag of cocaine on top of it. But not today. She said that Juan aka Primo, a graduate of my Creative Arts Program, refused to sit on it because he had too much respect for Ché. I was shocked.

That thing is a CHAIR?!

So I tried it out. LOL.

No Natasha, it is NOT comfortable, okay?!

Pause.

My good friend JC from TheMeaningOfDope rocking the Ideall Clothing Obama’s Time tee.

Me and Stace went to Halloween Haunt at Canada’s Wonderland. It was so much fucking fun even though I was expecting the worst. While she bought candy, I just fucked with the signs to make them say random other shit.

I know baby, I’m a little immature. lol.

These “Hot Tamales” are now known as “Hot Males”.

And these “Creamy Caramels” are now “Creamy Camels”.

LMAO.

My 16 year old protegé, Karla Moy aka HustleGrl rocking an illustrated version of the Ideall Clothing Die Enormous Toque.

Check her newly launched blog at www.HustleGRL.com. LLove you, girl.

My boys and I go for lunch at Ichiban Sushi on Queens Quay out here in Toronto, A LOT. We usually go on Monday’s to check our favorite waitress, Mirae aka Mandy. She memorizes all of our orders to a tee and is always down with our stupid senses of humor.

Last week Benny said he could eat a whole dollop of wasabi ’cause it ain’t that hot. I guess that’s just how Moroccans get down.

If he did it, JC had to buy his lunch..

Let’s do this.

Insertion – No bayday.

Phase One – Realization of stupid decision too late.

Phase Two – “It buuuuurrrnss, enough to give ya chest hairs a perm”.

Phase Three – Breathlessness.

Final Phase – Free Lunchy!

This guy is insanely talented at more than just wasabi consumption. Believe it.

After we left the sushi spot I saw these 3 ladies on their way to Rabba from a flannel jacket 3-for-1 sale. LMAO!

I actually got off the phone with my girl to take this pic!

Last night me, Paolo, Los, and Skam went to go see Rock N Rolla. Total disappointment, by the way. Too many overdone Guy Ritchie clichés for my liking, and not enough variation in tempo to keep my attention. I hope the promised sequel will be better since I’m a fan of his other work. My young bro, Mike warned me not to see it ’cause people in LA were walking out of the theatre. Guess what, same shit happened last night. People walked out after having sat there for an HOUR! Like, cmon! You can at least finish it after wasting that much of your lives already! smh.

The highlight of the night was the arcade.

I’ve seen my daughter play this virtual skipping game a few times. Since Paolo’s a human grasshopper, we thought it’d be entertaining if he tried.

Boring.

Boredom.

Boris Yeltsin.

Paolo sucked at this game so we moved onto Air Hockey. 2-on-2 steeze. Paolo thought “Air Hockey” was too girly of a name to describe how dope the competition was and he recommended, “Death Blow” or some shit like that as an alternate name.

“Yeah Paolo, ’cause it doesn’t sound suspect for me to say, ‘I just played Death Blow with Los, Paolo and Skam! Me and Los lost”.

SMH.

I couldn’t take pics, but it was maaaad intense.

Then I saw this guy on the Dance Dance Revolution shit.

He was sweating like a MOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHHHEEERRRFUCKER.

Check the gleaming focus on the back of his neck.
He was ALONE, mind you.

I asked him if I could take a photo of him, ’cause honestly, I felt bad for the kid. He seemed like he was having a lot of fun on his own, and I hated that gut feeling that I was making any kind of fun of him, so seriously – no funny comments about my dude aight? He was ill.

And then I told him that my homies wanted to test him at the Dance Dance shit.

This was his response.

*my jaw drops
*I quickly run away.
*so do the rest of the guys.
*lol

On the way home there was a movie filming by my house. Check my photography skills!

Yeah!!! I’m a photographer! Coool!

fuck off.

AAAAANNNNNDDD THIS concludes my longest photo post ever.

Have a good weekend guys. To all my U.S. folks, Happy Thanksgiving. Buy me something special!

And I’ll be posting BB pics every Friday from now on!

Maybe.

Peace.

- Bryan 'be.' Espiritu