The be. Award

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I was awarded the “be.” Award today for excellency in the category of being someone with the syllable pronounced “be” in their name. It’s something that I’ve been waiting to get nominated for for quite some time and to finally be recognized for my efforts as a world class someone with the syllable pronounced “be” in their name was a great great honour. I never thought I would actually get nominated, let alone win it.

Right after I got off the stage I shouted Nebby to let her know that I had finally won:

be.: I’m the winner of the “be.” Award!
Nebby: Wa
Nebby: Lolll
Nebby: Sickkkk
be.: I know.
Nebby: Wat u have to do
Nebby: Nuthin huh
be.: Just represent the be shit.
be.: You were in my acceptance speech.
Nebby: Reallyyyyy
Nebby: Wat u say?
be.: I said:

“Thank you to all who voted. I mean, it could have been any ‘be’ that won this - Jon B., The Cheerios Bee, or even Neb-be. But you guys voted for me.. And for that, I couldn’t BE any more grateful”.

Thanks to everyone for voting. And to last years winner, Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in The Bee Movie, thanks for really setting the standard for the rest of the ‘be’s to come.

Brought to you by: be.

9 Thoughts about “The be. Award”

  1. chilly willy thought:

    wtf? lmao

  2. be. thought:

    hahahahahhaaaa

  3. neb.be thought:

    BUWAAHAHAHAHAHAH this made my day…for the most part :( but we wont talk about the other thing, i’m so glad to Be in your speech hahahahahahahahaha touch-ey!

  4. be. thought:

    I don’t cry. My eyes sweat from the intensity in them.

  5. janine thought:

    “I don’t cry. My eyes sweat from the intensity in them.” HA!

  6. Los thought:

    Congrats…..now back to the army outfit. Geez, you look like the mexican dude from Tour of Duty…remember that show? or was it BEfore your time….lol.

  7. arowbe three times thought:

    what the… i have a new goal in life.

  8. be. thought:

    It’s a hard award to win, but Arow(be). is a definite candidate for next year.

  9. Maryfelix thought:

    so why the fuck u guys hatin on all the other 25 letters huh?!?

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