TheLegendsLeague | Bryan Espiritu

I’ve been in a bad ass mood all day, and I know that my last post was grumpy as hell, so I thought I’d lighten things up with yet another installment of “Random BlackBerry Pics”. Enjoy.

This is an old ass pic of a beautiful piece of origami that my homey 40 (Octobers Very Own) did of Joe Budden as a crane. 40 is insanely talented as you can see. Nice work Shebib!

I took this shot at work. “Hey bitch, don’t have a dick!!”
Use it sometime. It works.

The easiest way to get recruits for law enforcement is to buy a big ass bus with minority cops hugging each other on it.

Never that.

First off, remember when water was FREE?! Now you can’t even buy water in a bottle that looks like there should be water in it. Here’s some vase-like bottles of water called “420″. How fucked up is this shit gonna get?!?! WTF! A motherfucker can’t get a simple Evian these days?!

No shit yo. That shit is WATER! Motherfuckers are NOT putting this shit in buckets of ice. They are drinking it the same fuckin’ way I still drink TAP WATER!!! Don’t believe me? This shit is called “10 Thousand BC Water” Shaking my fucking head yo.

Here’s the water you’re gonna want when you wanna stroll into the office looking like a Russian boozer from the Moscow mafia. Just be sure to slick back your hair and wear a track suit and Jordan V’s. Whattup AirKing!!

This is just how I get down aight? Don’t like it? You should see the face I got on the other hand. It’s very unimpressed by you, I’ll tell ya that much.

People swear it’s easy as hell to go on these sober binges. “OOOOOhhhhh, dieting ain’t that hard!!” Yeah? Have your daughter offer you an ice cream sandwich like this one and tell me this shit is easy. You fat fuck!!! Uggh. I turned it down.

I can’t help myself sometimes. You see markers. You see blank paper. You gotta do it for old time sake you know? Ideall Clothing. The official clothing line of TheLegendsLeague. Stop sleeping.

Yes, this is real. It is real stupid. And I was real drunk. LOL.

Were you aware that they got video cameras on the streetcars now? You know what that means for all you blunt rolling on the bus motherfuckers? You fingering your girlfriend ass pervo, prepubescent little teeny boppers? You clipping your motherfucking fingernails in the seat in front of me type bitches? That means they’ll have you on tape! Motherfucker! And STILL won’t be able to find you if you just get off the bus fast enough! lol.

Speaking of clipping your nails on the bus. Someone tell this bitch to stop that shit! Please. It’s NASTY. You don’t see me brushing my teeth and gargling my spit next to you do you?! Then stop doing bathroom shit in non-bathroom places! If this is your mother, your grandmother, your sister, or your lunch lady, PLEASE tell her that I asked for her to stop that shit. Thank you.

Here’s a better view. LOL.

Lastly, for all you upcoming graffiti writers.. consider your names before you start writing, please. This window scratch read: NOKAWK. Unless you’re a chick, I would go get some help about that problem of yours buddy.

Thanks to everyone who shouted me about the Down & Out post. I appreciate the support.

Peace.
be.

- Bryan 'be.' Espiritu