TheLegendsLeague | Bryan Espiritu

I like it hot. Trust me.

And if you’re ‘pausing’ that, then you’re obviously a dude who has homoerotic thoughts that you’re clearly feeling uncomfortable about. So relax, take a breath, and think it through, you’ll be fine, child.

For the majority of the Canadian year we suffer through rain, snow or grey skies. My mom once told me that Canada only has 2 seasons – winter, and construction. We fuck up our roads so bad trying to clear all the snow that we end up with pot holes the size of graves by the time the weather’s nice enough to drive on the shit. I bet at least 4 cyclists have lost their lives or disappeared into thin air because of the fucking pot holes we leave ourselves from the plows, but we gotta do something about it right? Something other than complain about how we can’t wait until it’s hot again.

For those of you who know me, or have found some way to be at my gates in the past 2 years, you’ll know my old spot was NOT very desirable. Too many things were shady over there so I moved, and now that I’ve gotten comfortable with the new base I’m realizing that some shit over here ain’t totally what I’m about, outside of the random crack head and hooker around the way or the weirdo winos in the back of the parking lot.

The main peeve I’ve got about my apartment is this – no heat in the winter, no AC in the summer. It’s exactly like my room at my mom’s old house! I got home today from work hoping to be able to sit back and relax for a minute before the BWE posting, but soon after I got in the door I was overwhelmed with a mugginess like I was wearing a snowsuit in a kiln. My place is hoooooooot right about now. So hot in fact, that I wouldn’t be surprised if the notes taped to my wall are all over my desk by now. Wait, that was stupid. I’m at my desk and I can see that they’re not on my desk. They’re still very securely fastened. Fuck it. It is hot.

There’s only a couple of things that I like doing in this heat, and one of them isn’t complaining about it. I think the best thing I’ve been doing to deal with this so far is remembering February. Until that does nothing for me, I’m open to any suggestions as to how to keep cool in this sauna I’ve recently acquired.

Stay refreshed and hydrated my people..
Peace.

By the way, I think my body has stopped rewarding me for the BWE. 2 Fridays ago I weighed in at 176 lbs before bed. This passed weekend I hit the record low of 166.7 lbs. That’s close to 10 lbs difference. Now I just keep teetertottering between 167 and 172, and my belly is all the same. We’ll see.. 1 more week.

DAY TWENTYFOUR RESULTS:
Day Twentyfour Weight: 168.7 lbs.
Emotionally: I’m fine thanks, yourself?
Appearance: The stomach is about the same. Not much change other than in the face and arms.
Level Of Temptation To Cheat: 0 out of 10.
Cheat Beers: 0